Our Story
October 2019
Chrissy and Robert meet for a quick drink and a movie. Chrissy wants to ghost, but the bartender won’t stop talking about crafts.
January 2020
There are no cleaning supplies. All is lost. Robert plots a way to survive by sneaking into Chrissy’s home and never leaving.
July - August 2020
Chrissy and Robert move in together in Fairfax, Virginia. Chrissy wants a townhouse, but Robert wants a yard.
October 2020
Chrissy and Robert celebrate their first anniversary together.
August 2021
Chrissy and Robert purchase a tract of land together to build their future home. Chrissy will want tile in every room, but if she asks, I am allergic to tile.
October 2021
Robert showed Chrissy something shiny, and now she won’t give it back.
May 2022
The whole reason you’re here.